Walnut Creek Dog Realtor

If dogs could buy and sell homes, what problems would a Realtor encounter? Would they make difficult clients?
Here's the way we see it......
....."Hey Fido, when are you going to get those tax documents to the lender?" What do you mean, you buried them in the yard, and can't remember where you dug the hole?"
..... "Rover, I know you're looking for a house with a urine smell, but we won't know, unless we go to see it."
....."I know you're a loyal client, but I'm getting tired of throwing the tennis ball to you, already!"
....."Is my paw print a valid signiture?"
....."Our agents, Michael and Jackie Gerry, say that this house is a steal at $100,000, but in DOG MONEY, that's $700,000, and it seems a tad high!"
....."No Spot, you can't pee on the carpet until we close escrow"

In spite of all these perceived problems, a Realtor could not find a more loyal client than a dog. You wouldn't even need an Agency Disclosure; a Canine is a client for life. How many of your clients can you say that about?
 UP WITH DOGGIES!